October 2009
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Off to Tyrone!
Well, tomorrow, anyway. The best/worst competition of the season. D:D
I hate how worried people are about their hair...
Seriously.
hugesuccess:
jaymaybaby:
Banana Man by Tally...
You make me happy, whether you know it or not.
:D
September 2009
7 posts
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JUDY GRIMES IS NOT FUNNY
SNL needs to stop.
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Maybe you should kiss someone nice, or lick a rock...
fuckyeahreginaspektor:
(via briandoody)
I’ve always liked this.
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I make myself laugh (not that funny, don't read).
Andrew: Im sorry.everyone is dead now anyway:)
Emily: I can't believe i missed that. and that smile is creepy.
Andrew: ik:)
Emily: Stop that. xD
Andrew: Muhaha.
Emily: Grow a goatee and then i will be convinced of your evilness. or your gayness. idk.
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My mom has taken to saying "don't twitter me"...
…and it’s fucking amusing.
August 2009
8 posts
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The first Sufjan Stevens song I heard was "The...
Does this make me cool?
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I finally quit soccer.
I wonder how long my parents will ignore me?
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July 2009
12 posts
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and the truth is
that I miss you so and I’m tired I should not have let you go.
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“Blood Bank” by Bon Iver.
I’ve...
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Early morning puns.
Steve: i have 20 30 vision XD
Me: good job!
Me: i have...not good vision
Steve: awwlz
Me: your fault
Steve: totally
Me: you did stab me in the cornea
Me: wtf is a cornea again
Me: i got it now
Me: it's just the transparent front part of the eye
Me: i fail
Me: or should i say EYE fail
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True dat. →
Group Hug is a reminder that everybody is the same. Isn’t that sad?
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June 2009
17 posts
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“You must demand tacos from your parental units.”
– Emily has weird conversations with Steve.
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Why...
…do my friends tell me everything?
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Suprisingly...
I’m not overwhelmingly conservative.
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Love / wut relationship. →
Yeah, the bow is old news, but this conversation amused me, just for the simple letdown at the end.
“YAY OBAMA LOL!1!1”
….
”:(“
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Iran.
If we have little influence in Iran, we must expand. They need us. I don’t give a fuck what the world thinks. Democracy in the US was born of a revolution; how can we ignore another nation fighting for it? I don’t understand how the most powerful nation in the world can stand by while so much of this happens.
Now is not the time for idealistic diplomacy. We’ve dirtied our...
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Real progress. →
Sometimes I worry about us humans, but then I realize that, in the end, things always end up the way they should.
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Unfortunate.
I was just randomly mobbed my two friends in MSN. It was a strange burst of random, unrelated spewing of nothing for about 10 minutes. I’m still confused.
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Maybe there's something wrong with me.
Steve K: i never before had a 2 hour conversation after i was getting off lol
Emily -- TEAM LEADER: wait, what
Steve K: well i was going to get off
Emily -- TEAM LEADER: oh
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“Bella.” Edward’s voice was very soft. Alice and Emmett looked out their...”
– Stephenie Meyer confirming that Edward Cullen is a manipulative, abusive dick.
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"It’s starting to sink into my mind that I am... →
A hilarious Twilight recap blog. Now that I’ve seen the “film,” I can make fun of this shit all I want! HELL YEAH.
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Edward Cullen is the ultimate god-modder.
What a n00b.
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“Dear Mr. Cummings
I was reviewing your poem with my friend imam ashfaq from...”
– Iqbal Mohammed from Kyrgyz Republic (Kyrgyzstan)
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Apparently Soccer Player Just Did Something Really... →
Sadly descriptive of soccer in the US.
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“Victory at Sea” by Bobby Birdman =...